Today I was unbelievably brave. Today, I let the Porglets decorate the Christmas tree by themselves.
Normally, my tree is beautifully coordinated and the decorations are evenly spaced etc etc. The tinsel is wrapped in neat rings and the lights are spaced so that they twinkle through prettily.
This year’s tree is messy. The tinsel is clumped. The decorations are huddled. The lights will be hard pushed to make themselves seen from under the dense mass of streamers.
I promise not to touch a single item on it because it’s the best Christmas tree I’ve ever had.