Word for the weekend…

…take your pick!

1. Snot.
*Blows nose* (Sound FX: humorous honking).

2. Phlegm.
*Clears throat* (Sound FX: cowboy at a spitoon).

3. Mucous.
*Sneezes* (Sound FX: baby elephant trumpeting).

I should probably carry a clapper to church to warn people…

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